SPACE CADET
seeking new frontiers
*~* ROCKET MAN *~* TECH WIZARD *~* MEME LORD *~* DOGECOIN ENTHUSIAST *~*
PERSONAL DEETS
Name: Elon "DogeFather" Musk
Age: 42 (Mars years)
Email: elon@tesla.com (but check Twitter DMs)
Website:
www.spacex.com
(best viewed in Netscape)
WORK EXPERIENCE
COMPANY
WHAT I DID
COOL FACT
Tesla
Made electric cars go vroom
Cybertruck windows unbreakable*
SpaceX
Rockets go boom (on purpose)
Mars is my backup plan
Twitter
Paid $44B for meme factory
Favorite emoji: %-]
SKILLS
Disrupting industries
Sending cars to space
Tweeting at 3AM
Making flamethrowers (for fun)
Dodging SEC investigations
Pronouncing "X Æ A-12" correctly
REFERENCES
"Totally stable genius"
- Donald Trump
"Best boss ever*"
- Twitter employees (*citation needed)
"Bark bark woof"
- Doge
HIRING MANAGERS: I accept payment in Dogecoin or Mars real estate
Live long and prosper (on Mars)
